The Blog Where Awkward Moments Are Documented.

My name is Kayla. My life is awkward. I love gnomes, I have a passion for cooking, sculpting, and eating. I have a bunny named Poptart and I love him with all of my heart. I also hate people. Thanks for following.
I made dessert for Jordan’s family. Berry compote on fresh shortbread, topped with fresh whipped cream.

I made dessert for Jordan’s family. Berry compote on fresh shortbread, topped with fresh whipped cream.

This is Jordan and I trying to keep dry while it was down pouring on a boat the other day.

This is Jordan and I trying to keep dry while it was down pouring on a boat the other day.

I love when my bunny tags me in photos.

I love when my bunny tags me in photos.

My bunny is so hilarious on Facebook.  I rarely let him online. But when I do, he really lights up that website. 

My bunny is so hilarious on Facebook. 

I rarely let him online.

But when I do, he really lights up that website. 

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Today at work this really slutty girl came in with her friend and painted pottery. 

Well they were talking about periods and I tried to join in on their conversation. That’s when things went horribly wrong. 

Slutty girl’s friend goes: “Period’s suck. I’m so bloated right now.”

Slutty girl goes: “Oh come on. They’re not that bad.”

I go: “Are you kidding? I can’t wait until I’m so old that blood won’t even think about spewin’ out of my V.”

Slutty girl goes: “I’m always really happy when I get mine.”

I looked at her in disgust and said: “Yeah. I’m sure you do.”

It took her a second to figure out what I meant by what I said, but I went in the back room and laughed for a good while. 

It was extremely awkward until they left. 

This has been an awkward moment with Kayla. 

I just said goodbye to Jordan and now I’m sad.  We watched the Goonies and made Chinese food ‘n stuff.  I’m really tired now. 

I just said goodbye to Jordan and now I’m sad. 

We watched the Goonies and made Chinese food ‘n stuff. 

I’m really tired now. 

gonorrhea-gorgonzolaa asked: This is random but, I just wanted to say that Poptart will not stay perfect forever. Baby rabbits are a LOT different than adult rabbits. So please, when Poptart becomes territorial and doesn't want to be around you all of the time, accept it. Many rabbit owners will get rid of their rabbit when it reaches adulthood because it isn't what they expected. Also, NEVER bathe Poptart! Baths are very stressful for rabbits and can make them go into shock, resulting in strokes or death.

Poptart is not a baby. He is a dwarf rabbit. He’s almost a year old. 

He’s fully grown right now. 

And the only reason he was given a bath was because the flea medication I got for him was irritating his skin. 

Fried rice, sautéed sesame green beans, and sweet and sour chicken. I got the chicken recipe off a website that caters to seeking how to make food taste like the stuff you could get at a restaurant. Tasted just like Panda Express.

Fried rice, sautéed sesame green beans, and sweet and sour chicken.

I got the chicken recipe off a website that caters to seeking how to make food taste like the stuff you could get at a restaurant.

Tasted just like Panda Express.